But enough disingenuous humor. Scope the pics:
Averlast Middleweight Champion Manfred Pessoa was on hand to provide security...
...but there was no saving Bono from Karine's camouflaged clutches.
Nor from those of her friend Holly.
Come to think of it, Bono wasn't exactly breaking his neck to get away, either.
Adam Clayton was not spared:
And they all rocked happily ever after.
UPDATE: Just for the record, the event took place in Dublin 3 - Dalymount Park Soccer, Dublin.