What did I tell you about them Trekkies?

All I'm saying is that you'll never see a Whovian trying to knock over a convenience store with a sonic screwdriver:

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Colorado Springs police are looking for a man who hit two 7-Eleven convenience stores early Wednesday, armed with a Klingon sword.

A bat'leth, to be precise. I can just imagine the clerk pulling out his own blade and switching the store's in-house music feed to the original series combat music, but I can't imagine a convenience store job paying enough to make the risk worth it.

Just watch them Trekkies, I'm telling you.